WELCOME TO THE HOME PAGE OF

DICK'S DINER

Where everything that gets in the pan gets cooked

(Even the furry bits, and the bits that try to get away)

Dick doesn't care, but the Diner looks a whole lot less worse if you are using Netscape. If this button works, you can click it to get a copy.

Welcome to Dick's Diner, home of the definitive greasy fry-up, double egg, bacon, double sausage, mushrooms, baked beans, black pudding, fried bread, and chips. Lubbly jubbly!!